AND THE STORY CONTINUES…
GENERAL TOM-FOOLERY MUGS
JOHNNY CASH
In October 1965, Cash was arrested for being in possession of hundreds of tranquilizers and pep pills after U.S. Custom agents searched his luggage when he returned from a trip to Juarez, Mexico. After spending the night in jail, he pleaded guilty, received a 30-day sentence, and had to pay a $1,000 fine.
GEORGE CLINTON
In December 2003, Clinton was charged with cocaine possession and with possession of a pipe. He was found with the cocaine in his pocket and a glass pipe in the car, after police approached him as he sat in a car at a gas station near his Tallahassee recording studio. Clinton was sentenced to 200 hours of community service, two year’s probation, and fined for court costs.
KIMORA SIMMONS
Kimora Lee Simmons is a model, wife of Russell Simmons and the creative director of the popular fashion line Baby Phat. On July 29, 2004, Simmons was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana under 50 grams, eluding police, careless and imprudent driving, and driving with a broken brake light. The arrest was made after a two-mile chase that began near the Saddle River Police Station and ended outside her estate in Saddle River, NJ.
BILL GATES
Gates was arrested in Albuquerque in 1977 for running a stop sign and driving without a license. Apparently, Gates had a hard time sticking to driving laws. In 1975, he was arrested for speeding and driving without a license and in 1989, he was arrested for suspicion of driving drunk, but the charges were later reduced.
DOWNEY JNR
June 23, 1996 - Robert Downey, Jr. was arrested for driving drunk and being in possession of Mexican Black Tar heroin, crack, cocaine and an unloaded .357 Magnum revolver. He was sentenced to three years probation.
December 8, 1997 - Downey was sentenced to six months in jail for violating parole.
November 25, 2000 - Downey was arrested for cocaine and Valium possession and being under the influence of a controlled substance.
April 24, 2001 - Downey was arrested for being under the influence of a controlled substance.
JANE FONDA
In 1970, Jane Fonda was arrested for kicking a police officer who was arresting her for a large amount of pills she had in her possession. Charges were dropped when it was determined that the pills were vitamins.
DENNIS HOPPER
Hopper was arrested after he fled from a traffic accident that he caused in Taos, Mexico. He was charged with careless driving, fleeing the accident and not informing police of the accident. He received a $250 fine and spent 20 minutes in jail.
HUGH GRANT
On June 27, 1995, Grant was arrested for engaging in oral copulation with a prostitute, Diving Brown, while parked in his BMW. He was fined $1,180 and received two-year’s probation.
LARRY KING
In 1971, King was arrested for grand larceny, and pleaded no contest to passing a bad check. The particulars remain muddled and unproven, but it’s alleged that King tried to sell his influence with Richard M. Nixon’s attorney general John Mitchell to a convicted stock swindler named Louis Wolfson.
CONCLUDES TOMORROW BITCHES…..
I read about the recent plight regarding O.J. Simpson getting sent down for literally running up in a Las Vegas hotel. He was reportedly very cross and armed with a desert eagle and was wailing a crowbar around like a complete nutter. I think his aim was to seize back his memorabilia which he had either previously auctioned off or sold for money.
We all know the real reason that anyone still gives a fuck or even knows about O.J. is (other than a hall-of fame-inducted American football career and a starring role in Ace Ventura,) because he killed his ex-wife and her new bit of fluff.
He then inspired the phenomena that is GTA by having an massive, long winded cop chase (which in his case would probably have been the equivalent of a 5 star law-breaking frenzy), and his cheats in ‘human game mode’ didn’t work so he couldn’t have the standard equipped bazookas or grenade launchers for the helicopters, (which always come in handy).
So he got nicked.
So that was the inspiration for the most famous and funny mugshots I could find which poses the question, why do famous people think they are the stars of their own video games?
HIP HOP MUGS.
R MUGGY
R&B Super Star
R. Kelly was arrested in Miami on 12 counts of possession of child pornography. Authorities searched Kelly’s Davenport, Florida home and seized camera equipment which alledgedly had pictures of Kelly “involved in sexual conduct with the female minor.”
On March 17, 2004, Circuit Judge Dennis Maloney ruled that the police did not have enough evidence to justify searching Kelly’s home and that the pictures were illegally seized. Prosecutors did not appeal Maloney’s decision and ultimately dropped the charges.
Kelly has always maintained that he was innocent of all charges against him.
DMUGX
On June 24, 2004 DMX was held in central lockup in Queens, New York after being arrested at Kennedy Airport’s parking lot after he and another man were allegedly caught trying to steal a car then fighting with the car’s owner. DMX allegedly crashed through the parking-lot gate, shouting to the parking lot attendant that he was as an FBI agent. He then stopped another driver and tried to force him out of his car, also identifying himself as an FBI agent.
DMX pleaded guilty to driving under the influence and reckless endangerment and was fined $1,000, was sentenced to a conditional discharge, had his license suspended for six months and had to forfeit his 1998 Ford Expedition SUV.
TUPAC MUGUR
On November 18, 1993, Tupac “2Pac” Shakur was arrested for sexually abusing a 19-year-old woman, who he met in a New York nightclub, and allegedly sodomized and sexually abused with three of his friends. In 1995, he was sentenced to prison for up to four and a half years, but received an early release after a few months. In September 1996, the 25-year-old Shakur was shot four times in the chest and died from the wounds.
50 MUGS
At the age of 19, rap singer 50 Cent plead guilty to selling heroin and crack cocaine.
In a more recent case, 50 Cent was sentenced to two years probation on July 22, 2005 from an incident in May 2004 when 50 Cent jumped into the audience after being hit with a water bottle. He was charged with three counts of assault and battery.
LIL MUG
Lil’ Kim was arrested in New Jersey in July 1996 for possession of marijuana. The arrest took place after police raided the home of the late Notorious B.I.G. Various members of the Junior M.A.F.I.A. were arrested after authorities found weapons and marijuana. Her legal problems did not end there.In April 2004, Jones was indicted for lying to a federal grand jury after testified that she did not notice that two of her close friends at a shootout between members of her “entourage” and the rival rap group, Capone-N-Norega. On March 17, 2005, she was convicted of perjury and conspiracy, but acquitted of obstruction of justice charges. On July 6, she was sentenced to a year and a day in prison and fined $50,000 for this conviction.
SNOOP MUGGY DOGG
Ason Mugnique, The Bebop MUG Specialist, ODB, Big Mugy Jesus, BZA, Dirt Mug, Dirt McGirt, Joe Bananas, Osirus, The Professor of MUG
Meryl Smith Art
“Materials: metal screen, paper mache, leather, gold paint, zipper
‘I made “excessory baggage” for a group exhibition at The Honey Space, where 5 curators asked artists to create sculptures that fit the measurement requirements for international carry-on luggage.’ “




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Notorious B.I.G - Rhyming pon Street Age 17
Eric B & Rakim - Don’t Sweat The Technique
The Cool Kids - Delivery Man
Craig Mack - Flava In Ya Ear
Filed under: Sounds
There is no story to go with this tune. It basically is just straight up the funniest thing I’ve heard for SO LONG. Scroll down for the lyrics, but listen first - THERE YOU HO AGAIN!
Ho by Ludicris from 2000’s Incognegro
Ho (Ho)
You’z a Ho, (Ho)
You’z a Ho, I said that you’z a Ho (Ho)
You’z a Ho, (Ho)
You’z a Ho, (Ho)
You’z a Ho, I said that you’z a Ho (Ho)
You doing Ho activities
With Ho tendencies
Hos are your friends, Hos are your enemies
With ho energy to do what you do
Blew what cha blew, screw what cha screw
Y’all professional like DJ Clue,
pulling on my coat tail
And why you think you take a Ho to a Ho-tel
Ho-tell everybody, even the mayor
Reach up in the sky for the Ho-zone layer
Now C’mon playa wants a Ho always
And Ho’s neva close, they open like hallways
So here’s the whole cake for your Ho Ho crew
And everybody wants some, cuz Ho’s gotta eat too
Chorus
You can’t turn a Ho into a house wife
Hos don’t act right
There’s Ho’s on a mission and there’s Ho’s on a crack pipe
Hey Ho, How you doin’ Where you been?
Probly doing Ho stuff Cuz there you Ho again
It’s a Ho wide world, that we livin’ in
Feline feminine fantastical women
Not all, just some
You Ho who you are
There’s Ho’s in the room, there’s Ho’s in the car
There’s Ho’s on stage, there’s Ho’s by the bar
Ho’s by near and Ho’s by far
Chorus
You got a run in your panty-Hos
Even your daddy knows
that you sucking down chocolate like daddy-os
Your Hos are ho-rrible, ho-rendous
On taxes ya’ll writin’ off, Hos as dependents
I see the Ho-rizon, It ain’t surprisin’
It’s just a Ho-asis, with ugly chicks faces
Hos don’t feel so sad and blue
Cuz most of us niggas is Hos too
Chorus
Filed under: Sounds
Because Jay Sean is GASH.
But i like Boy Better Know and the verses on this track.
My favourite 2 are:
‘If she says it’s ova then it’s ova, tell her she’s lucky like a 4 leaf clover
But you keep on ringing her Nokia, worst think about it, she’s on Voda’
‘Forget the knock knock knockin, making a scene 4 neighbours are clockin’
You need to take control, make her know if she dont open the door ur boppin’
But on a better note this is….
Izza Kizza - ‘Push’
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The Kid Daytona (Feat. Capone, NORE & Estelle) - Stressed Out ‘08
Lil’ Wayne - A Milli
peep the Nigeria line - ’young money millionaire tougher than nigerian hair’… BLUP
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