AND THE STORY CONTINUES…
GENERAL TOM-FOOLERY MUGS
JOHNNY CASH
MUG OF FIRE RIP.
In October 1965, Cash was arrested for being in possession of hundreds of tranquilizers and pep pills after U.S. Custom agents searched his luggage when he returned from a trip to Juarez, Mexico. After spending the night in jail, he pleaded guilty, received a 30-day sentence, and had to pay a $1,000 fine.
GEORGE CLINTON
FUNKY MUGKY
In December 2003, Clinton was charged with cocaine possession and with possession of a pipe. He was found with the cocaine in his pocket and a glass pipe in the car, after police approached him as he sat in a car at a gas station near his Tallahassee recording studio. Clinton was sentenced to 200 hours of community service, two year’s probation, and fined for court costs.
KIMORA SIMMONS
MUGGY PHAT
Kimora Lee Simmons is a model, wife of Russell Simmons and the creative director of the popular fashion line Baby Phat. On July 29, 2004, Simmons was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana under 50 grams, eluding police, careless and imprudent driving, and driving with a broken brake light. The arrest was made after a two-mile chase that began near the Saddle River Police Station and ended outside her estate in Saddle River, NJ.
BILL GATES
MR MUGSOFT
Gates was arrested in Albuquerque in 1977 for running a stop sign and driving without a license. Apparently, Gates had a hard time sticking to driving laws. In 1975, he was arrested for speeding and driving without a license and in 1989, he was arrested for suspicion of driving drunk, but the charges were later reduced.
DOWNEY JNR
BOB MUGME JNR
June 23, 1996 - Robert Downey, Jr. was arrested for driving drunk and being in possession of Mexican Black Tar heroin, crack, cocaine and an unloaded .357 Magnum revolver. He was sentenced to three years probation.
December 8, 1997 - Downey was sentenced to six months in jail for violating parole.
November 25, 2000 - Downey was arrested for cocaine and Valium possession and being under the influence of a controlled substance.
April 24, 2001 - Downey was arrested for being under the influence of a controlled substance.
JANE FONDA
JANE 'I'D HAVE MUGGED YOU BACK IN THE DAY' FONDA
In 1970, Jane Fonda was arrested for kicking a police officer who was arresting her for a large amount of pills she had in her possession. Charges were dropped when it was determined that the pills were vitamins.
DENNIS HOPPER
DENNIS 'HIT AND MUG HER' HOPPA
Hopper was arrested after he fled from a traffic accident that he caused in Taos, Mexico. He was charged with careless driving, fleeing the accident and not informing police of the accident. He received a $250 fine and spent 20 minutes in jail.
HUGH GRANT
HE-SHE HARLOT LOVING MUG
On June 27, 1995, Grant was arrested for engaging in oral copulation with a prostitute, Diving Brown, while parked in his BMW. He was fined $1,180 and received two-year’s probation.
LARRY KING
MUGSHOW MUG
In 1971, King was arrested for grand larceny, and pleaded no contest to passing a bad check. The particulars remain muddled and unproven, but it’s alleged that King tried to sell his influence with Richard M. Nixon’s attorney general John Mitchell to a convicted stock swindler named Louis Wolfson.
CONCLUDES TOMORROW BITCHES…..
I read about the recent plight regarding O.J. Simpson getting sent down for literally running up in a Las Vegas hotel. He was reportedly very cross and armed with a desert eagle and was wailing a crowbar around like a complete nutter. I think his aim was to seize back his memorabilia which he had either previously auctioned off or sold for money.
We all know the real reason that anyone still gives a fuck or even knows about O.J. is (other than a hall-of fame-inducted American football career and a starring role in Ace Ventura,) because he killed his ex-wife and her new bit of fluff.
He then inspired the phenomena that is GTA by having an massive, long winded cop chase (which in his case would probably have been the equivalent of a 5 star law-breaking frenzy), and his cheats in ‘human game mode’ didn’t work so he couldn’t have the standard equipped bazookas or grenade launchers for the helicopters, (which always come in handy).
So he got nicked.
So that was the inspiration for the most famous and funny mugshots I could find which poses the question, why do famous people think they are the stars of their own video games?
HIP HOP MUGS.
R MUGGY
R&B Super Star
R. Kelly was arrested in Miami on 12 counts of possession of child pornography. Authorities searched Kelly’s Davenport, Florida home and seized camera equipment which alledgedly had pictures of Kelly “involved in sexual conduct with the female minor.”
On March 17, 2004, Circuit Judge Dennis Maloney ruled that the police did not have enough evidence to justify searching Kelly’s home and that the pictures were illegally seized. Prosecutors did not appeal Maloney’s decision and ultimately dropped the charges.
Kelly has always maintained that he was innocent of all charges against him.
DMUGX
woof woof
On June 24, 2004 DMX was held in central lockup in Queens, New York after being arrested at Kennedy Airport’s parking lot after he and another man were allegedly caught trying to steal a car then fighting with the car’s owner. DMX allegedly crashed through the parking-lot gate, shouting to the parking lot attendant that he was as an FBI agent. He then stopped another driver and tried to force him out of his car, also identifying himself as an FBI agent.
DMX pleaded guilty to driving under the influence and reckless endangerment and was fined $1,000, was sentenced to a conditional discharge, had his license suspended for six months and had to forfeit his 1998 Ford Expedition SUV.
TUPAC MUGUR
PAC RIP
On November 18, 1993, Tupac “2Pac” Shakur was arrested for sexually abusing a 19-year-old woman, who he met in a New York nightclub, and allegedly sodomized and sexually abused with three of his friends. In 1995, he was sentenced to prison for up to four and a half years, but received an early release after a few months. In September 1996, the 25-year-old Shakur was shot four times in the chest and died from the wounds.
50 MUGS
BLACK HOMER SIMPSON?
At the age of 19, rap singer 50 Cent plead guilty to selling heroin and crack cocaine.
In a more recent case, 50 Cent was sentenced to two years probation on July 22, 2005 from an incident in May 2004 when 50 Cent jumped into the audience after being hit with a water bottle. He was charged with three counts of assault and battery.
LIL MUG
Wheezy baby
QUEEN BEE
Lil’ Kim was arrested in New Jersey in July 1996 for possession of marijuana. The arrest took place after police raided the home of the late Notorious B.I.G. Various members of the Junior M.A.F.I.A. were arrested after authorities found weapons and marijuana. Her legal problems did not end there.In April 2004, Jones was indicted for lying to a federal grand jury after testified that she did not notice that two of her close friends at a shootout between members of her “entourage” and the rival rap group, Capone-N-Norega. On March 17, 2005, she was convicted of perjury and conspiracy, but acquitted of obstruction of justice charges. On July 6, she was sentenced to a year and a day in prison and fined $50,000 for this conviction.
SNOOP MUGGY DOGG
Calvin Broadus
Ason Mugnique, The Bebop MUG Specialist, ODB, Big Mugy Jesus, BZA, Dirt Mug, Dirt McGirt, Joe Bananas, Osirus, The Professor of MUG
Joey B. RIP
…and Matty B again, damn dude - your our flippin’ boy alright.
Caption: "Random mumblings from the Sweet Oden's Raven Crew, usually undiscovered musical gems from the backwaters of youtube."
Crack and Relish: "Cheers Brighton Source your the best". Aw.
Right, thats enough pub-netting for one day. We need the web back at the purple yard.
Shouts: Das, Godfather Roser, Zemoe, Leet, Soleo, Heato, and F.L.I.P.
Go down the alleyway by the Prince Regents swimming pool in the center of Brighton and check the new wall that got painted.
Congrats to the ATG posse who hosted their first party down at Corsica Studios in Elephant & Castle last Friday night. The night was a total banger with sets from Caspa, Reso, Klose1, Rattus Rattus, Dirty Rotten DJ’s, Alex Brooks, Alpha Sounds an Ray Stanley and the venue looked crisp with loads of spray nozzle art and an x-rated hotdog by Jimi which creased me. Props to Lowell for having an after party up in Dollis all day Saturday, I had a nice nap in the garden an missed my mega train but all in all it was a sick weekend.
PS. Extra props go out to the cabbie we had on the way to the after party, Ive never met a more open minded transport employee.
Seagulls aww they’re like totaly cute, white fluffy birds that hang about on the beach… eeeeerrrrrr wrong!
Those muthafuckas are cereal killers at best! I was watching passion of the Je-Sus on easter Monday, didnt realize it was easter Monday at the time as I am unemployed and chose not to leave the house, I mean the living room, er I mean the couch and in it when they were pinging those homies to their cross paraphanelia one dude cussed Je-Sus and the next thing a black crow came along and snatched that bitches eye ball out!!
What I’m gettin at is that whoever casted that crow did the Croatian man dem a disservice because seagulls should have replaced that tiny black bird… now not trying to be xenophobic or nuttin but i officially want to buy an air rifle and go real-life-sea-gull-shooting ala pebble land! Why? You may wonder as your eyes and mind begin to bore of this triumphant gibberish. I’ll fucking tell you - sit back, relax and strap on your seat belt….
I’d ventured into town for an afternoon stroll which involves seeing the weekends damage to my bank balance first hand then, topping up the blower, followed by frantic calls to link some little bo-peeps in tizzzooowwn… nuthing is shaking so i say allow it and head back to the shire.
At this point I’m thinking of chicken, sage leafs, some next level meat, spinach and ting ting that i didn’t get invited too (it’s all love me fellow gurners) so i 2-step to the local fish and chip mongers run by my homie Asian Eddie (thats not his real name but I’m holdin it down due to copy-write infringement)…
Asian Eddie: What up daddio?Crack: Nutinz gwanning Little E? But I’ll tell u what it’s colder than a muthafucker out there u feel me?
Asian Eddie: Yeah i feel u homie, what even worse is miss E ain’t lettin me lay her pipes!
Crack: What?
Asian Eddie: Nuthin ma, wa u wan?
Crack: Alright little homie hook me up with those hand, sliced potatoes, dipped in the finest deep fat frier, to come out a tanned shade of golden boi - and a 747? (that means jumbo sausage in my brain!)
Asian E: Alright boi, wu-tang clan aint nufin to fuck wit! That will be £2.50.
So i pays my little ninja and bounce like a space hopper down this side street home… peepin this girl who live across the street with a very tender bum bum I walk at a safe distance as not to seem like that strange guy from across the street who is always door watchin!….
Anyway I see this stencil of like a royal feathered hat thing and want to catch some snaps so I put my opened chipitas and sauagisimo on the ledge bring out my camera and just as my index finger goes to flic…. some albatross of a seagull sneaks down from yonder and takes the one thing Im looking forward to - my 747!! I’m miffed at this point so I abort mission stencil flick and chase this boquemoth bird down the street ensuring it drops half my 747 to the dirty stank pavement!! Still miffed and brain damn near hemeraging!! I pick up whats left of my half devoured plane wrack and chuck it at the seagull.
Whats worse is the little fascist caught it in it’s mouth, said thank you and flipped me the bird!!! I say we exterminate those bitches!!! Crack-one over and out!!!!
The 2006 edition trailer for Ninja Scroll - a seriously violent film. What a classic Manga. Probs my favorite.
The Ninja Scroll blind samurai fight - I wanted to put up the ogre battle from the beginning but I couldn’t find it, crumbs.
And I thought I’d wack up the motorbike scene at the beginning of Akira because that shit is rowdy. Check out the tracers from the bike lights. Thats 327 different colours right there. Pow.
Keep an eye out cos Leonardo DiCaprio (yes, that jockey from Titanic) is co-producing the live-action version of Akira which is due out some time 2009.
Wow! and Off Bowery have collated all the back door shots from when the Don ran aNYthing and put them in one book.
“Ughh, I’ll never forgot that disgusting room. Cheese doodles on the desk, Coca-Cola spills all over the floor, broken crack pipes, empty vials, cum stains, puddles of gush and that door. I used a tissue when I had to touch the door knob.”- Jenn Brill
“Chock Fulla Downtown Characters”
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