AND THE STORY CONTINUES…
GENERAL TOM-FOOLERY MUGS
JOHNNY CASH
MUG OF FIRE RIP.
In October 1965, Cash was arrested for being in possession of hundreds of tranquilizers and pep pills after U.S. Custom agents searched his luggage when he returned from a trip to Juarez, Mexico. After spending the night in jail, he pleaded guilty, received a 30-day sentence, and had to pay a $1,000 fine.
GEORGE CLINTON
FUNKY MUGKY
In December 2003, Clinton was charged with cocaine possession and with possession of a pipe. He was found with the cocaine in his pocket and a glass pipe in the car, after police approached him as he sat in a car at a gas station near his Tallahassee recording studio. Clinton was sentenced to 200 hours of community service, two year’s probation, and fined for court costs.
KIMORA SIMMONS
MUGGY PHAT
Kimora Lee Simmons is a model, wife of Russell Simmons and the creative director of the popular fashion line Baby Phat. On July 29, 2004, Simmons was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana under 50 grams, eluding police, careless and imprudent driving, and driving with a broken brake light. The arrest was made after a two-mile chase that began near the Saddle River Police Station and ended outside her estate in Saddle River, NJ.
BILL GATES
MR MUGSOFT
Gates was arrested in Albuquerque in 1977 for running a stop sign and driving without a license. Apparently, Gates had a hard time sticking to driving laws. In 1975, he was arrested for speeding and driving without a license and in 1989, he was arrested for suspicion of driving drunk, but the charges were later reduced.
DOWNEY JNR
BOB MUGME JNR
June 23, 1996 - Robert Downey, Jr. was arrested for driving drunk and being in possession of Mexican Black Tar heroin, crack, cocaine and an unloaded .357 Magnum revolver. He was sentenced to three years probation.
December 8, 1997 - Downey was sentenced to six months in jail for violating parole.
November 25, 2000 - Downey was arrested for cocaine and Valium possession and being under the influence of a controlled substance.
April 24, 2001 - Downey was arrested for being under the influence of a controlled substance.
JANE FONDA
JANE 'I'D HAVE MUGGED YOU BACK IN THE DAY' FONDA
In 1970, Jane Fonda was arrested for kicking a police officer who was arresting her for a large amount of pills she had in her possession. Charges were dropped when it was determined that the pills were vitamins.
DENNIS HOPPER
DENNIS 'HIT AND MUG HER' HOPPA
Hopper was arrested after he fled from a traffic accident that he caused in Taos, Mexico. He was charged with careless driving, fleeing the accident and not informing police of the accident. He received a $250 fine and spent 20 minutes in jail.
HUGH GRANT
HE-SHE HARLOT LOVING MUG
On June 27, 1995, Grant was arrested for engaging in oral copulation with a prostitute, Diving Brown, while parked in his BMW. He was fined $1,180 and received two-year’s probation.
LARRY KING
MUGSHOW MUG
In 1971, King was arrested for grand larceny, and pleaded no contest to passing a bad check. The particulars remain muddled and unproven, but it’s alleged that King tried to sell his influence with Richard M. Nixon’s attorney general John Mitchell to a convicted stock swindler named Louis Wolfson.
CONCLUDES TOMORROW BITCHES…..
‘TUPAC’
Tupac a young Train Surfer, hangs from the side of a train, practicing his moves on the way to school. South Africa, 2007.
‘SEVEN‘
Seven performs a trick called 'Graveling' which basically involves dancing along the moving gravel at 45 mph to create the illusion of running at the same speed as the train.
‘BAPTISTA‘
Baptista, a young Train Surfer, performs a 20/20 - walking hand over hand along the side of the train while in full motion. South Africa, 2007.
Peep teasers from the movie at the STREET CARNAGE BLOG. If you want to order the photozine and can part with your hard earned 4 pound sterling then it’s available to buy as well.
I might even see if i can catch the tide on the way to B-town this weekend, just need to figure how I’ll open the doors to get outside the trizzzain…. and on that note.
Dungeon Family - Trans DF Express
POP’AFRICANA
Pop’Africana is tri-annual Fashion/art magazine.
The middle issue is an exclusive limited edition.
Pop’Africana is printed in medium format and highly visually driven.
Pop’Africana was started in New York City, in Feburary 2008 by a group of friends from various areas of artistic expertise who were interested in a creating a new African publication that was of high standard that would serve as the Africana global book of style. “Pop” - because Pop’Africana is in the movement of the new African. Pop’Africana was created with the stylish individualist in mind. Pop’Africana is not a trendy magazine. Look to it for innovation and style.
THE EDITOR - MY HOMIE
Oroma Elewa is the founder and Editor of Pop’Africana magazine. She is also a photographer and occasionally contributes to the editorial pages of the magazine. Oroma shares her time between New York City and Port Harcourt, Nigeria. She loves Dar es Salaam, Tanzania where she finds that time slows down and the tranquility of the coastal city feeds her creativity. She plans on spending time in many African cities and hopes that Pop’Africana takes her all over Africa . She has a background in fashion design and plans on pursing media arts and communications.
PEEP THE SCEEN PEOPLEZ ET BLOG
http://oromaelewa.blogspot.com
Soon Come: Full blown interview with Africa’s future global style guru.
NUFF LUV RUDEGAL!
Meryl Smith Art
“Materials: metal screen, paper mache, leather, gold paint, zipper
‘I made “excessory baggage” for a group exhibition at The Honey Space, where 5 curators asked artists to create sculptures that fit the measurement requirements for international carry-on luggage.’ “
Has A New York Thing lost it since the departure of CEO Aaron Bonderoff and designer Semen Sperms?
You decide.
GET BUSY
The Roots - Get Busy ft Dice Raw, Peedi Crakk, DJ Jazzy Jeff
Keak Da Sneak “That Go” featuring Prodigy & The Alchemist
STAY UP!
The 2006 edition trailer for Ninja Scroll - a seriously violent film. What a classic Manga. Probs my favorite.
The Ninja Scroll blind samurai fight - I wanted to put up the ogre battle from the beginning but I couldn’t find it, crumbs.
And I thought I’d wack up the motorbike scene at the beginning of Akira because that shit is rowdy. Check out the tracers from the bike lights. Thats 327 different colours right there. Pow.
Keep an eye out cos Leonardo DiCaprio (yes, that jockey from Titanic) is co-producing the live-action version of Akira which is due out some time 2009.
Filed under: Distant Lands
It was a Friday in the month of May, kinda time all the shorties get they game on play, young crack who only refers to himself in the third person for data protection reasons (don’t ask?) was parking lot pimpin in the playground, you know swinging and see-saw gang-banging when he decided to two step it into one of Brighton’s local fish-markets!! He recalls ‘I think it was called Saqqaras’ He says with a drunken burp which smelt mildly of garlic and oyster sauce with the smallest hit of rosemary.
Young Crackston Stevens entered this club aka whore house for the young black-male community and peeped the art-deco vibe, recalling to himself yet again ‘ osmosis Jones!!’. Our hero proceeded to G-funk-step it unto the dance floor where he wiggled tightly like a car filled with Mexicans insulated by sweat and sexual gratuitous mating dance rituals and yet more sweat until he managed to slither his way to the bar. However on the way, Crack managed to glance a few knickers of the girls dancing on the high platforms by pretending to do the worm like ‘Scotti-too-hottie’.
Pon arrive at ze bar Crack purchased a glass of water which was free and sum how by contractaully endorsing the egos of the few acquaintances which were not really his friends he accumalated enough cash-monay to buy himself a couple of beers (which is no reflections on my manz bank account!!). Well several seconds later crack was buzzing like a killer Wu-tang bee on kool aid and went back pon dance-floor to mac some bitches. He feast his eyes on this girl whose name can not also be disclosed to to data protection but we shat call her ‘Project X’ who works at the retail store Zara in Churchill Square and once got Crack a discount on a fresh suit!!.
Sweetly whispering with the odd burst of spit caressing her earlobe he uttered. ‘You got a boyfriend?’ X said ‘ yeah he is over there’ abashedly pointing to some darkened corner of the club. Crack undeterred by the she-whores mind games took another look at her booty (that’s street talk for phat ass, which itself it sweet talk for tender perfectly formed round buttocks) and said seductively ‘ well if i were your boyfriend I’d tie you to a lamp-post and douse you with marmite, whilst peeing in your shoes!’ X looked surprised but giggled to young Crakstons humorous utterance.
They continued to banter and eventually Cracks genitalia was rubbing against the buttocks of this fine university specimen!! What was to come next would be embarrassing to the faint of heart but to Crack it was stating his arrival and similar the scientific fact that dogs pee on trees to mark their territory Crack ordered his penis rise and protrude this girls neither denim clenched derriere region….
Crack: ‘So you gonna give me your digits or am i gonna have to knock you the fuck out?’
X: [giggles] ‘oh your so funny, my boyfriend doesn’t make me laugh or feel wanted.’
Crack: ‘well how about you give me your number baby and I’ll make you feel like a natural woman as opposed to an anal infection’
X: [ giggles] ‘there you go again making me laugh, pass me your phone on the sly and I’ll type them in’
Crack passes her his tamogotchi
X: ‘what the fuck is this?’
Crak: looking surprised but unflustered : ‘It’s a Tamogotchi you stupid bitch!, what the fuck does it look like?’
X: ‘oh okay, …..but i asked for your phone?’
Crak passes her his Nokia 2310 equipped with missing number buttons, she gives him her number painstakingly and unsubtly typing number 4 which is missing over and over again. Before she can say will u call Crak dissapears like a theif in the night….
TO BE CONTINUED!!
Wow! and Off Bowery have collated all the back door shots from when the Don ran aNYthing and put them in one book.
“Ughh, I’ll never forgot that disgusting room. Cheese doodles on the desk, Coca-Cola spills all over the floor, broken crack pipes, empty vials, cum stains, puddles of gush and that door. I used a tissue when I had to touch the door knob.”- Jenn Brill
“Chock Fulla Downtown Characters”
