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I read about the recent plight regarding O.J. Simpson getting sent down for literally running up in a Las Vegas hotel. He was reportedly very cross and armed with a desert eagle and was wailing a crowbar around like a complete nutter. I think his aim was to seize back his memorabilia which he had either previously auctioned off or sold for money.

We all know the real reason that anyone still gives a fuck or even knows about O.J. is (other than a hall-of fame-inducted American football career and a starring role in Ace Ventura,) because he killed his ex-wife and her new bit of fluff.

He then inspired the phenomena that is GTA by having an massive, long winded cop chase (which in his case would probably have been the equivalent of a 5 star law-breaking frenzy), and his cheats in ‘human game mode’ didn’t work so he couldn’t have the standard equipped bazookas or grenade launchers for the helicopters, (which always come in handy).

So he got nicked.

So that was the inspiration for the most famous and funny mugshots I could find which poses the question, why do famous people think they are the stars of their own video games?

HIP HOP MUGS.

R MUGGY

R&B Super Star
R. Kelly was arrested in Miami on 12 counts of possession of child pornography. Authorities searched Kelly’s Davenport, Florida home and seized camera equipment which alledgedly had pictures of Kelly “involved in sexual conduct with the female minor.”

On March 17, 2004, Circuit Judge Dennis Maloney ruled that the police did not have enough evidence to justify searching Kelly’s home and that the pictures were illegally seized. Prosecutors did not appeal Maloney’s decision and ultimately dropped the charges.

Kelly has always maintained that he was innocent of all charges against him.

DMUGX

On June 24, 2004 DMX was held in central lockup in Queens, New York after being arrested at Kennedy Airport’s parking lot after he and another man were allegedly caught trying to steal a car then fighting with the car’s owner. DMX allegedly crashed through the parking-lot gate, shouting to the parking lot attendant that he was as an FBI agent. He then stopped another driver and tried to force him out of his car, also identifying himself as an FBI agent.

DMX pleaded guilty to driving under the influence and reckless endangerment and was fined $1,000, was sentenced to a conditional discharge, had his license suspended for six months and had to forfeit his 1998 Ford Expedition SUV.

TUPAC MUGUR

PAC RIP

On November 18, 1993, Tupac “2Pac” Shakur was arrested for sexually abusing a 19-year-old woman, who he met in a New York nightclub, and allegedly sodomized and sexually abused with three of his friends. In 1995, he was sentenced to prison for up to four and a half years, but received an early release after a few months. In September 1996, the 25-year-old Shakur was shot four times in the chest and died from the wounds.

50 MUGS

BLACK HOMER SIMPSON?

At the age of 19, rap singer 50 Cent plead guilty to selling heroin and crack cocaine.

In a more recent case, 50 Cent was sentenced to two years probation on July 22, 2005 from an incident in May 2004 when 50 Cent jumped into the audience after being hit with a water bottle. He was charged with three counts of assault and battery.

LIL MUG

Wheezy baby

QUEEN BEE

Lil’ Kim was arrested in New Jersey in July 1996 for possession of marijuana. The arrest took place after police raided the home of the late Notorious B.I.G. Various members of the Junior M.A.F.I.A. were arrested after authorities found weapons and marijuana. Her legal problems did not end there.In April 2004, Jones was indicted for lying to a federal grand jury after testified that she did not notice that two of her close friends at a shootout between members of her “entourage” and the rival rap group, Capone-N-Norega. On March 17, 2005, she was convicted of perjury and conspiracy, but acquitted of obstruction of justice charges. On July 6, she was sentenced to a year and a day in prison and fined $50,000 for this conviction.

SNOOP MUGGY DOGG

Calvin Broadus

Ason Mugnique, The Bebop MUG Specialist, ODB, Big Mugy Jesus, BZA, Dirt Mug, Dirt McGirt, Joe Bananas, Osirus, The Professor of MUG

Joey B. RIP