AND THE STORY CONTINUES…

GENERAL TOM-FOOLERY MUGS

JOHNNY CASH

MUG OF FIRE RIP.

In October 1965, Cash was arrested for being in possession of hundreds of tranquilizers and pep pills after U.S. Custom agents searched his luggage when he returned from a trip to Juarez, Mexico. After spending the night in jail, he pleaded guilty, received a 30-day sentence, and had to pay a $1,000 fine.

GEORGE CLINTON

FUNKY MUGKY

In December 2003, Clinton was charged with cocaine possession and with possession of a pipe. He was found with the cocaine in his pocket and a glass pipe in the car, after police approached him as he sat in a car at a gas station near his Tallahassee recording studio. Clinton was sentenced to 200 hours of community service, two year’s probation, and fined for court costs.

KIMORA SIMMONS

MUGGY PHAT

Kimora Lee Simmons is a model, wife of Russell Simmons and the creative director of the popular fashion line Baby Phat. On July 29, 2004, Simmons was arrested and charged with possession of marijuana under 50 grams, eluding police, careless and imprudent driving, and driving with a broken brake light. The arrest was made after a two-mile chase that began near the Saddle River Police Station and ended outside her estate in Saddle River, NJ.

BILL GATES

MR MUGSOFT

Gates was arrested in Albuquerque in 1977 for running a stop sign and driving without a license. Apparently, Gates had a hard time sticking to driving laws. In 1975, he was arrested for speeding and driving without a license and in 1989, he was arrested for suspicion of driving drunk, but the charges were later reduced.

DOWNEY JNR

BOB MUGME JNR

June 23, 1996 - Robert Downey, Jr. was arrested for driving drunk and being in possession of Mexican Black Tar heroin, crack, cocaine and an unloaded .357 Magnum revolver. He was sentenced to three years probation.

December 8, 1997 - Downey was sentenced to six months in jail for violating parole.

November 25, 2000 - Downey was arrested for cocaine and Valium possession and being under the influence of a controlled substance.

April 24, 2001 - Downey was arrested for being under the influence of a controlled substance.

JANE FONDA

JANE 'I'D HAVE MUGGED YOU BACK IN THE DAY' FONDA

In 1970, Jane Fonda was arrested for kicking a police officer who was arresting her for a large amount of pills she had in her possession. Charges were dropped when it was determined that the pills were vitamins.

DENNIS HOPPER

DENNIS 'HIT AND MUG HER' HOPPA

Hopper was arrested after he fled from a traffic accident that he caused in Taos, Mexico. He was charged with careless driving, fleeing the accident and not informing police of the accident. He received a $250 fine and spent 20 minutes in jail.

HUGH GRANT

HE-SHE HARLOT LOVING MUG

On June 27, 1995, Grant was arrested for engaging in oral copulation with a prostitute, Diving Brown, while parked in his BMW. He was fined $1,180 and received two-year’s probation.

LARRY KING

MUGSHOW MUG

In 1971, King was arrested for grand larceny, and pleaded no contest to passing a bad check. The particulars remain muddled and unproven, but it’s alleged that King tried to sell his influence with Richard M. Nixon’s attorney general John Mitchell to a convicted stock swindler named Louis Wolfson.

CONCLUDES TOMORROW BITCHES…..

I read about the recent plight regarding O.J. Simpson getting sent down for literally running up in a Las Vegas hotel. He was reportedly very cross and armed with a desert eagle and was wailing a crowbar around like a complete nutter. I think his aim was to seize back his memorabilia which he had either previously auctioned off or sold for money.

We all know the real reason that anyone still gives a fuck or even knows about O.J. is (other than a hall-of fame-inducted American football career and a starring role in Ace Ventura,) because he killed his ex-wife and her new bit of fluff.

He then inspired the phenomena that is GTA by having an massive, long winded cop chase (which in his case would probably have been the equivalent of a 5 star law-breaking frenzy), and his cheats in ‘human game mode’ didn’t work so he couldn’t have the standard equipped bazookas or grenade launchers for the helicopters, (which always come in handy).

So he got nicked.

So that was the inspiration for the most famous and funny mugshots I could find which poses the question, why do famous people think they are the stars of their own video games?

HIP HOP MUGS.

R MUGGY

R&B Super Star
R. Kelly was arrested in Miami on 12 counts of possession of child pornography. Authorities searched Kelly’s Davenport, Florida home and seized camera equipment which alledgedly had pictures of Kelly “involved in sexual conduct with the female minor.”

On March 17, 2004, Circuit Judge Dennis Maloney ruled that the police did not have enough evidence to justify searching Kelly’s home and that the pictures were illegally seized. Prosecutors did not appeal Maloney’s decision and ultimately dropped the charges.

Kelly has always maintained that he was innocent of all charges against him.

DMUGX

On June 24, 2004 DMX was held in central lockup in Queens, New York after being arrested at Kennedy Airport’s parking lot after he and another man were allegedly caught trying to steal a car then fighting with the car’s owner. DMX allegedly crashed through the parking-lot gate, shouting to the parking lot attendant that he was as an FBI agent. He then stopped another driver and tried to force him out of his car, also identifying himself as an FBI agent.

DMX pleaded guilty to driving under the influence and reckless endangerment and was fined $1,000, was sentenced to a conditional discharge, had his license suspended for six months and had to forfeit his 1998 Ford Expedition SUV.

TUPAC MUGUR

PAC RIP

On November 18, 1993, Tupac “2Pac” Shakur was arrested for sexually abusing a 19-year-old woman, who he met in a New York nightclub, and allegedly sodomized and sexually abused with three of his friends. In 1995, he was sentenced to prison for up to four and a half years, but received an early release after a few months. In September 1996, the 25-year-old Shakur was shot four times in the chest and died from the wounds.

50 MUGS

BLACK HOMER SIMPSON?

At the age of 19, rap singer 50 Cent plead guilty to selling heroin and crack cocaine.

In a more recent case, 50 Cent was sentenced to two years probation on July 22, 2005 from an incident in May 2004 when 50 Cent jumped into the audience after being hit with a water bottle. He was charged with three counts of assault and battery.

LIL MUG

Wheezy baby

QUEEN BEE

Lil’ Kim was arrested in New Jersey in July 1996 for possession of marijuana. The arrest took place after police raided the home of the late Notorious B.I.G. Various members of the Junior M.A.F.I.A. were arrested after authorities found weapons and marijuana. Her legal problems did not end there.In April 2004, Jones was indicted for lying to a federal grand jury after testified that she did not notice that two of her close friends at a shootout between members of her “entourage” and the rival rap group, Capone-N-Norega. On March 17, 2005, she was convicted of perjury and conspiracy, but acquitted of obstruction of justice charges. On July 6, she was sentenced to a year and a day in prison and fined $50,000 for this conviction.

SNOOP MUGGY DOGG

Calvin Broadus

Ason Mugnique, The Bebop MUG Specialist, ODB, Big Mugy Jesus, BZA, Dirt Mug, Dirt McGirt, Joe Bananas, Osirus, The Professor of MUG

Joey B. RIP

Has anyone seen the Metallica and Slipknot trackside tags in the valley just outside Clapham Junction? There well good.

YO Majesty, Enya Mix

Bella

I had noticed and now have decided to share mustaches with the blog world before anyone jumps on the bandwagon!! I’m quite keen on the Fu Manchu!!

Chevron
A thick and wide mustache, usually worn long to cover the top border of the upper lip.

Dali
A narrow mustache with long points bent or curved steeply upward. Named for artist Salvador Dali.

English
A narrow divided mustache that begins at the middle of the upper lip, with long whiskers pulled to either side of the center. The areas beyond the corners of the mouth are typically shaved.

Fu manchu
A mustache that begins on the upper lip and whose whiskers are grown very long to extend down each side of the mouth down to the to jaw. The areas just past the corners of the mouth are shaven, thus differentiating this style from the “horseshoe” (see below).

Handlebar
A handlebar mustache can be worn large or small (”petit handlebar”); it is characterized by the fact that it is bushy and must be worn long enough to curl the ends upward, which is usually achieved with styling wax.

Horseshoe
A full moustache with vertical extensions grown on the corners of the lips and down the sides of the mouth to the jawline, resembling an upside-down horseshoe. The whiskers grown along the sides of the mouth in the horseshoe are sometimes referred to as “pipes.” Not to be confused with the “fu manchu” which is grown long from the upper lip only– the sides remain shaven in the fu manchu.

Imperial
A large mustache growing from both the upper lip and cheeks, whiskers from the cheeks are styled pointing upward.

Lampshade
A mustache similar to the “painter’s brush,” but with corners angled slightly, resembling the shape of a lampshade.

Mouthbrow
See “pencil.”

Painter’s brush
A thick mustache covering the width of the mouth, usually worn short, with slightly rounded corners.

Pencil
A thin, narrow, closely clipped mustache that outlines the upper lip. Pencil style mustaches can be trimmed in different manners (see below). Also sometimes called a “mouthbrow.”

Pyramidal
A general name for mustaches shaped narrow on top and wide on the bottom, like a pyramid. Pyramidal mustaches can be shaped in a variety of ways, as shown below.

Toothbrush
A thick mustache, shaved to be about an inch wide in the center.

Walrus
A large, bushy, droopy mustache that hangs down over the lips, often entirely covering the mouth.