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Dubbeldutch = Slow Mix by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

I realize i didnt say a proper goodbye, So this is the best way I could say it. I have loved doing this blog for the last few years. Now I don’t anymore. I’ve moved house. I’m over on http://www.dontwatchthat.tv. come say hi!… thanks for following Thanks for caring. Thanks for everything. I’ll leave this up as a relic to cyberspace but this is my final post. So as goodbyes go there are only so many available downloads on this mix. I think it’s fitting as a musical summary of what this blog has meant to me. The people, the jokes, the music. I loved every minute. I’m crackstevens. I like to party and I love you for reading this. BRIGHTON, UK STAND UP TALL! WE DID THIS!!

This is the best thing I’ve heard all year, better than any album, better than any mix better, than all the sex I’ve had (almost). This mix is colossal. There is a down load limit so you best get it quick time. If you don’t agree with me and you know me please delete me from your life, please. Met dubbeldutch the other night and had I heard this before I met him I woulda geeked the fuck out.

GOODBYE GURNGURNGURN

Unkle Crack over and out. xoxo



LONDON BUS TOUR by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

Figured I post a lot of shit especially music. Most of it I like a lot just because I find it when it just goes up. I’m bored of that now. I’m only gonna post stuff I like and actual good videos. If you don’t like it, lump it. Too many people out there are making shit videos and those who are making videos don’t get recognition. So here is to those making good work.

“Who does not like to watch out of the window while being in a bus?

Everything is shot handheld with an hd camera and a DIY 35mm adapter while sitting in one of those red vehicles of London.

The music used is by Ratatat and is called “Loud Pipes” – moritz oberholzer



JAMES MASSIAH = POET & THE BEAT 4 by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

 

 TONIGHT TONIGHT

JAMES MASSIAH = PUSH BIKE STORIES “TWO WHEELS”

Upping the levels James, nice one

 



FATIMA = MIND by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

 

Fatima is growing organically and this is a beautiful thing. That someone so humble and honest within our community is being allowed to develop as an artist and make a lot of her own decisions is a credit to Eglo Records Ethos. Much love to S&S Shane Connolly on his direction and the solid production of Floating Points.



LIANNE LA HAVAS = gone by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

 

All you bitches better watch your back because Lianne is coming and she will surpass you and your dub-step inspired gimmick shit. This girl commands a room and makes everyone in it feel giddy and starry eyed.

Soon come for a performance on just jam.

 



STORYBOARD+ MATT D’ARCY+UP AGAINST THE WIND + R.I.P MARLON RILEY by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

 

“During the month of August,street dance artist Storyboard creates a film piece in memory of the late Marlon Riley. For all who went to school with Marlon can agree,he always had everyone laughing.He will be missed.Condolences out to his fam and friends.The genocide that we are in is terrible. We are losing many. This piece is in honor of him and many others that we are losing everyday. 1ove and keep he art alive.”

 

 

THIS GUY BLOWS MY MIND

 

FUCKING AWESOME



OPEN DEBATE by G∇RNT∑∀⨇



The German Job – Offcuts by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

 

Brighton dudes having fun on a trip to berlin. My nigga Jack is the one in the skeleton outfit on indoors lands a flip and everyone celebrates with him. Love that kid. Now back to my cocaine induced coma.



Seun Kuti by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

Didn’t like Seun, still not sure if I do but I support his work because he is relevant and well spoken. It’ll always be hard to follow in the footsteps of a legend. Especially when you and your brother are vying for the same attention. Still tho Viva Kalakuta! Viva Nigeria



TINHEADMAN = I am a Man Making History by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

Been a fan of Tinheads since uni, his work is always consistent and visually compelling. Along with with a host of other illustrators. But I mainly like this dude because he is accessible. I mean most people are these days, but he has a youtube, a twitter and a tumblr and seems to be always on the trio he also has a dog called “JET”who when I last checked his site was a bit poorly, or was it Tinhead who was poorly? My memory fails me. This video though is an all encompassing tribute to the freedom of mind. Of which I am a huge fan of, it also helps that I am a man.



we are lucky by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

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My niggas down in Brighton are probably in and amongst the best photographers I know. It’s almost endless dedication to their craft and sometimes fun to be had trawling the undergrowth of flickr. I respect their work and they respect the work of others. Hence “We are lucky” the first instalment of a 10 photographer deep zine curated by Matt Martin. It’s pretty fucking DENCH so if you got 10 quid and aren’t a stingy hogwart scrooge then buy one. Or give me the money and I’ll buy you one but give it to someone more deserving because there are only 50 made. Eitherway them niggas go hard! Shout out to Hiscox vagina !



Mechanical Bride = Young Gold by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

Nice one Jojo and Michelle, this is cute as a sweet little great dane/staff called simon who was recused from abusive owners and has a broken back leg but is now newly-homed and has an uncle called crack. True story bro x



LGVL = FACE by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

Home girls have got another show this week on thursday. I guarantee there will be lots of fanny there. Most will probably be lesbians but I love those bitches (lezzas I mean – especially blonde leggy ones called Lydia :-)) Anyway their last show at the Wayward was bang bang and now they got some dynamite or so I hear. Eitherway there will be free beer and wine so that shit ir really a no brainer.

 

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F.V.C.K.S.W.A.G by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

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This Samoan or Polynesians or Mauri Nigga knows wassup! His blog was my favourite find this week.  Not olny does he have some based decapitated heads and shit. He also has many-a-giff featuring Lil B, ASAP Rocky, RIFF RAFF, coupled with videos of him scaring the shit out of his little sister (LOL) and remixed shits he makes himself. Now I listend to a bit of his “Free my dad EP” and he might not be the best producer yet, not even sure thats what he may or may not want to do, but kid got a good selection (particularly agree with Frankenstein). And in life I know if you got good taste people  (girls) will fuck you (guys will argue) thats a fucking starting point and half the battle won. Anyway here is his shits. If you don’t like it, in reality you dont exist ad you probably suck dog dick. Oh and it’s Fvckswag with a V nigga remember that!

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Via FVCKSWAG



Prince Quan Luv + Old Money = Bodega by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

Welcome back



the Black lips = new direction by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

I fuckin love these guys



D Double E + Dizzie Rascal = Bluku! Bluku! by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

Proud to be a part of this production and proud of the whole team.

“I’m connected to more gangs than ross kemp, manchester back down to kent”

Directed & Edited by Ben Drury & Tim+Barry Visual Effects by Aaron Chan



Nneka = “SOUL IS HEAVY” by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

REAL RECOGNIZE REAL



Kenny Powers = K-Swiss CEO by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

This shit if funny as fuck but just so my consciences doesn’t guilt trip the fuck out of me. We’e doing this for free trainers. Apparently I need to step my shoe game up. Because duck-taping your shoes back together isn’t considered socially acceptable. To be honest I’m still likely to wear my duck tape max 1s’ but free is my favourite price. If only you could convince hoes in the red-light district to fuck you for free then my penis would be a batter place.

BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, SHUT THE FUCK UP



Lil WAYNE = Sorry 4 The Wait Mixtape by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

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Bout fucking time too. Wheezy Baby + Lil B on a fucking track BASEDBAWSE!

Via SEMTEX



WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE PROWSE + Atkins + PINE by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

The best advice I ever got was watch question time. What these have forgotten about balls we havent even learnt yet. Fight the institutionally corrupt powers that be.



SOUND OF THE CITY by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

This Nike commissioned shit is fucking epic! People like Stan Still and Nina Manandhar make me proud to be a Londoner. They make me happy to be part of my generation and will ultimately be the defining voices of it. Everything is beautiful, life is beautiful. This is us, this is fucking you. Regardless of where your parents are from we ended up here. It was meant to be, so let that shit fucking be. I LOVE LONDON.



PLAYING THE NET by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

 

I ♡♡♡ Jiggery Pokerys Work. Words by Phoebe

 

 

 



The Shining Twins by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

Scoured the internet for videos of these cymbal chimming bitches and this is the best I could do. It really does seem like normal people make the best fucking music. I wouldn’t even call it a poor recording I’d just call it dope because if I ever dragged my saggy-panted wearing ass to one of their shows I’d want it to sound just like this. Oi! Oi! sound engineer take the night off, stay home and fuck your cousin. Let these girls play that shit loud so that the girl next to me cant hear me shouting obscenities right next to her fucking face “I do this because I love you”. The Shining twins are now my joint favourite scarce female group next to crazy band, but they have the upper hand slightly by having a sweet ass video! Up ur game twinny twin twins, love ya bbz. If you want I’ll shoot you a video?!



Ease DaMan = Overpartier (We Do Drugs) by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

We were all born different, yet, so many people choose to be the same as everyone else-We can’t all be leaders: Individuality” – Ease DaMan

>>>THIS SHIT IS MY NEW LIFE ANTHEM<<<

Safe to say that niggas across the pond are loosing their minds on a global scale but this shit BANGS! And this my fuck-faced friends is a blessing in disguise. I was raised on sesame street so that alone brought me back to this video. But when I seen that dude in a full sized Elmo outfit I’m like dude has to be jokes and he got charisma in a headlock. He is rapping about doing drugs and he previously has grabbed white girl titties. So by that margin – I’m on this ting! I need a one way ticket to 3-D land asap. Drugs cost money grabbing titties is free but when you add the two, anything goes! Add jumpin out of a plane to this and landing on a cloud, BOOM!



OverDoz. = “Pasadena” by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

You know one of those days your so tired, you shit the bed? Well thats how I feel today and quite possibly for al long as I can remember. I’m having a fucking blast though, life is good, upwards and mad creative. Becoming and adult but also a total fucking cocky prick. Accepted I’ve been that all my life but now it’s getting out of control. I have no fear and this frightens me. However sometime your put unto something that for it’s duration takes you back. Back to caveman induced smoking sessions. And just like that ULREKA! Need to get some WEED. Problems solved. LA kids sure do put the fun emphasis back into smoking weed but thats probably why america has the best weed.

Dir by CALMATIC

Via S E L A S S E



BLOGGIN 101 by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

 

 

This kid is a fucking genius and his/her/its blog is the best thing on the internet. Matter of fact i’m just gonna say LE MEME is the internet.

START AT THE BOTTOM

 

 



S E L A S S E ! = NOSTALGIA by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

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It’s not often you hear music thats just on an epic level, well I just fucking did and the name is SELASSE. Having obtained a couple of followers on twitter I stumbled upon him and safe to say I’ve downloaded his whole catalogue of work. My investigative skills havent quite go to the bottom of where his videos are but I guess simple social networking questions might identify the mystery. I’m late to all the instrumental induced work like his free EP “Nostalgia” which was released last year. Looking forward to hearing more from the young mind.



Pornographic = LACEY BANGHARD by G∇RNT∑∀⨇
April 6, 2011, 1:46 am
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Photos by Zoe McConnell.

Via SoFiDoNuTs

hahaha just clocked her last name is “bang” “hard” or whatever it probably isn’t her real name, to deter pervs like me stalking her of fb which I just closed anyway, but still it’s the right sentiment innit.



RELS – THL -WRITERS BLOCK by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

My best friend, My nigga!

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