Dubbeldutch = Slow Mix by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

I realize i didnt say a proper goodbye, So this is the best way I could say it. I have loved doing this blog for the last few years. Now I don’t anymore. I’ve moved house. I’m over on come say hi!… thanks for following Thanks for caring. Thanks for everything. I’ll leave this up as a relic to cyberspace but this is my final post. So as goodbyes go there are only so many available downloads on this mix. I think it’s fitting as a musical summary of what this blog has meant to me. The people, the jokes, the music. I loved every minute. I’m crackstevens. I like to party and I love you for reading this. BRIGHTON, UK STAND UP TALL! WE DID THIS!!

This is the best thing I’ve heard all year, better than any album, better than any mix better, than all the sex I’ve had (almost). This mix is colossal. There is a down load limit so you best get it quick time. If you don’t agree with me and you know me please delete me from your life, please. Met dubbeldutch the other night and had I heard this before I met him I woulda geeked the fuck out.


Unkle Crack over and out. xoxo



ELLESSEE ♡ the kidz by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

Come one come all lets be fucking hipsters togetha and fuck our sisters init




“Once Upon a Time in New York” by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

“The Birth of Hip Hop, Disco & Punk”

This should be entitled the birth of what was to influence us for the next few decades an possibly the rest of our lives. Se the good thing about this is it spawned so much good music obviously and dress codes and ultimately some of the best art and artist for about the next few decades. The current one included. But the bad thing is once record companies got ownership of the music they ultimately got ownership of the projections and influenced style through advertising. They tapped into what was organic and pure, ultimately stood for social change got, got into bed with it and spawned loads of retarded babies. Not even babies they spawned a shit load of twins who in turn fucked each other and spawned even more retarded kids who masturbated into their sisters and eventually all that was good about this documentary has all turned to shit. Fuck you if you feel otherwise your just a fucking pawn in this game of incestuous fuckery. Still this is a good watch!

PARTS 2,3 &4 after the jump.

Via Freshngood

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Stocktow + SA = Smarteez by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

An interesting look into the lives of a Soweto collective called “Smarteez”. They dress pretty fucking fly for bunch of South African road men. I imagine it wont be long before some westerner totally jacks their shit and tries to make it theirs. Still it’s the detail in the craft and the sort of I don’t give a fuck attitude I like most about it. In all honesty I thought it would be more interesting amd maybe focus on the characters a little more in=depth but still big up to Stocktown for shedding light on these talented individuals. I’m pretty sure when I read this back I’m gonna smell of pussy fart fashion fucks. In reality I don’t give a mother fuck.


Saw this and thought it was absolutely brilliant and well edited. This is a tried and tested team with Quinten Jones, who shot Man-Like-Me “London Town Remix” video and Pete Duffy of Man-Like-Me sorting the sound design. The costumes and animation is fucking next hype and Emma Chadwick the dancer delivers hard as a motherfucker. Would love to do something like this someday. I still think labels are bullshit and vogue is for insecure fashion whores, but this video is ILL – not sick.

Feiyue + Gumboots by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

I personally wouldn’t wear these shoes or even be associated with anyone who wore these shoes. Or even be in the same room with anyone wearing these shoes. However I do think if you’re gonna sell shoes work within the confides of what will showcase them well. Commercial companies given this pitch would probably go the (hate to say the word-it makes me so angry) “urban” route. Maybe they would hire a breakdancer or an icon like Jay-Z or 50 cent or even Kanye West. But if you’re gonna sell shoes and lets be honest it’s just a fucking glorified plimsole. This is good way to do it.