Dubbeldutch = Slow Mix by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

I realize i didnt say a proper goodbye, So this is the best way I could say it. I have loved doing this blog for the last few years. Now I don’t anymore. I’ve moved house. I’m over on come say hi!… thanks for following Thanks for caring. Thanks for everything. I’ll leave this up as a relic to cyberspace but this is my final post. So as goodbyes go there are only so many available downloads on this mix. I think it’s fitting as a musical summary of what this blog has meant to me. The people, the jokes, the music. I loved every minute. I’m crackstevens. I like to party and I love you for reading this. BRIGHTON, UK STAND UP TALL! WE DID THIS!!

This is the best thing I’ve heard all year, better than any album, better than any mix better, than all the sex I’ve had (almost). This mix is colossal. There is a down load limit so you best get it quick time. If you don’t agree with me and you know me please delete me from your life, please. Met dubbeldutch the other night and had I heard this before I met him I woulda geeked the fuck out.


Unkle Crack over and out. xoxo


August 10, 2011, 2:44 pm
Filed under: Celebrating life, Convergence, Man's Got To Eat



This video was on the Gaurdian website as of the 31st of July.

Nothing can condone what is happening in London and across the UK these pasty few days. It is not a case of pointing fingers. We are all collectively to blame. That includes every creed, colour and class. In the short term we need a more secure police presence and in the long term we need to re-engage with poorer and disenfranchises communities and the young people within them. As for the police and the government they need to largely work towards regaining the trust of the people and prove that they can protect and govern us with common sense and openness. We live in a multicultural Britain, FACT. No-one is going anywhere, FACT. The sooner the racists, extremist, homophobes, ignoramuses, rich, poor and most importantly the media can accept this and start working on the same page then we can progress as a dominant nation. We don’t need colonies, we don’t need the best/strongest currency or football team/league in the world. We need a sense of community from the borders shared with Scotland to those with Wales and the southern costal towns. This is ENGLAND. – Team Dontwatchthat

TINHEADMAN = I am a Man Making History by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

Been a fan of Tinheads since uni, his work is always consistent and visually compelling. Along with with a host of other illustrators. But I mainly like this dude because he is accessible. I mean most people are these days, but he has a youtube, a twitter and a tumblr and seems to be always on the trio he also has a dog called “JET”who when I last checked his site was a bit poorly, or was it Tinhead who was poorly? My memory fails me. This video though is an all encompassing tribute to the freedom of mind. Of which I am a huge fan of, it also helps that I am a man.

Kenny Powers = K-Swiss CEO by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

This shit if funny as fuck but just so my consciences doesn’t guilt trip the fuck out of me. We’e doing this for free trainers. Apparently I need to step my shoe game up. Because duck-taping your shoes back together isn’t considered socially acceptable. To be honest I’m still likely to wear my duck tape max 1s’ but free is my favourite price. If only you could convince hoes in the red-light district to fuck you for free then my penis would be a batter place.



The best advice I ever got was watch question time. What these have forgotten about balls we havent even learnt yet. Fight the institutionally corrupt powers that be.

ellesse Heritage by G∇RNT∑∀⨇

I talk a strong game, shout niggas down and my pimp hand is strong but when people throw money at me I make shit like this. Fuck the haters I got a bucket hat! That shit is sooo fucking New York rap in the 90’s and if you don’t like it eat a fucking fatmans dick.